I was bored because I'm suppose to be studying for my midterm, so I started looking up random Batman and Robin quotes... one of them almost made me really LOL in the computer lab.
Batman and Robin Quotes
Mr. Freeze, give yourself up. We can get help for you... medical help! - Batman
Why is a woman in love like a welder? Because they both carry a torch! - Batman
Egads! What sorcery is this? There was enough paralyzing gas in that cork to keep ordinary men
unconscious for hours! - Joker
You've tripped on one of your tricks this time, Joker! - Robin
No use, Joker! I knew you'd employ your sneezing powder, so I took an Anti-Allergy Pill! Instead of a SNEEZE, I've caught YOU, COLD! - Batman
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied! - Penguin
Holy bill of rights, Batman! - Robin
Holy haberdashery, Batman! - Robin
Holy atomic pile, Batman! - Robin
Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods! - Robin
Holey rusted metal, Batman! The ground. It's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey. - Robin
The way we get into these scrapes and get out of them, it's almost as though someone was dreaming up these situations; guiding our destiny. - Robin
The opposite of a girl is a boy! - Robin
It's Alfred's emergency belt-buckle Bat-call signal! He's in trouble! - Batman
I never touch spirits. Have you some milk? - Batman
Same Bat time, Same bat channel. - Narrator
Come on, Robin, to the Bat Cave! There's not a moment to lose! - Batman
Wait til they getta loada me - Joker
Never rub another man's rhubarb. - Joker
I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy. - Joker
You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights! - Riddler
Tell the fat lady she's on in five. - Riddler
I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms. - Robin
So many people to kill... so little time. - Poision Ivy
Tonight, hell freezes over! - Mr Freeze
It was noble of that animal to hurl himself into the path of that final torpedo. He gave his life for ours - Batman
Bless my dustpan! - Alfred
Holy demolition, Batman! - Robin
Holy heart failure, Batman! - Robin
Holy Long John Silver, Batman! - Robin
Holy Captain Nemo, Batman! - Robin
Holy costume party, Batman! - Robin
The batcomputer is none too frisky today, Batman. - Robin
It's all a blur. Like a horrible day-mare. - Robin
You she-devil! Have you short-circuited Batman's brain? - Robin
I bet Batman is the only one in the world with a hand steady enough to paint false fingerprints. - Robin
An older head can't be put on younger shoulders. - Batman
Stop fiddling with that atomic pile and come down here! - Batman
Careful, Robin. Both hands on the Bat-rope. - Batman
Remember Robin, always look both ways. - Batman
Of course, Robin. Even crime-fighters must eat. And especially you. You're a growing boy and you need your nutrition. - Batman
Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - Batman
It's sometimes difficult to think clearly when you're strapped to a printing press. - Batman
This is torture, at its most bizarre and terrible. - Batman
If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it? - Batman
Since there is no life on Mars as we know it, there can be no intelligible Marsish language. - Batman
Whatever is fair in love and war is also fair in crimefighting. - Batman
Planting a timebomb in a local library is a felony. - Batman
You know, when I was a kid I thought the Batman TV series was just bad... but reading these quotes, I think they must have been trying for a "so-bad-its-funny" kind of thing.
Sad thing is, the quotes from the movies aren't all that much better :D